Take Our 2-Minute “Labs Look Fine” Assessment

After helping women over 40 find out why they’re exhausted and gaining weight since 2020…

Most advice fails not because it’s bad, but because it treats the number on your lab report instead of the real problem.

This quiz reveals what the standard labs could be missing behind your exhaustion and weight gain, and how to get your energy back without another year of “your labs look fine.”

👉 Let’s see if you qualify. Only takes a couple minutes.

Section 1: Energy & Sleep

Let’s start with your energy and your sleep. There are no wrong answers. The more honest you are, the more accurate your results will be.

Q1 How long have you been dealing with exhaustion? *

Under 6 months

6–12 months

1–3 years

3+ years, it feels permanent

Q4 Which of these happened to your energy or focus in the past 30 days? *

Put my head down on my desk, or napped in my car at lunch

Walked into a room and forgot why

Lost my train of thought mid-sentence

Read the same email three times

Wondered if this could be early dementia

None of these

select all that apply

Section 2: Weight & Body

Thanks for being honest about your energy. Now let’s look at your weight. It tells a lot about what’s really going on inside.

Q5 Over the past 12 months, how much weight have you gained? *

None, or under 5 lbs

5–9 lbs

10–19 lbs

20 lbs or more

Q6 Compared to five years ago, how much are you eating? *

About the same

Less, and the scale keeps going up

Q7 Which of these happened with your body in the past 3 months? *Select all that apply

Section 3: Mood & Marriage

Now let’s look at how the exhaustion shows up at home. It tells a lot about how long this has been building. If you’re not married or partnered right now, there’s an answer for you too.

Q8 In the past 2 weeks, how often have you snapped at your kids, husband, or someone close over something small? *

Not at all

Once or twice

A few times a week

Every day

Q9 When was the last time you wanted to be intimate? *

Q10 If you got help for your energy and weight, how would your husband or partner react? *

He’d support me

He’s patient, but getting frustrated with all this

He thinks it’s stress, or in my head

He doesn’t believe in this kind of thing, but would listen if I had a plan

He’s against it, and it would start a fight

I don’t have a partner right now

Q11 How often do you think, “Is this the rest of my life?” *

Rarely

A few times a month

Most weeks

Most days

Q12 Which ONE of these bothers you the most right now? *

💬 You're halfway there

Based on your answers so far, we’re already narrowing in on a strategy that fits your goals.

Let’s keep going!

Section 4: Labs & History

A few about what’s been checked so far, what you’ve tried, and what hasn’t worked.

Q13 When you’ve told a doctor how you’re feeling, which of these have you heard? *

“Your labs look fine”

“It’s just your age”

“It’s stress”

Offered an antidepressant

My dose went up, “check back in three months”

I asked for a hormone or thyroid panel and was told no

I haven’t talked to a doctor about it

Select all that apply

Q14 Are you currently taking any of these? *Select all that apply

Q15 What have you tried so far to get your energy back? *

Q16 What was missing from what you’ve tried? *

Nothing, I just need to stick with it

Someone who’d actually listen

A plan, instead of one more thing to take

Someone to run the tests nobody has run and find out why

Not sure yet

Q17 Do either of these apply to you right now? (They change which starting point is right for you.) *

I’m pregnant

I have an active cancer diagnosis

Neither

Q18 How do you do with IVs and blood draws? *

No problem

Not my favorite, but I get through it

I get nervous, but I can do it with a good nurse

I’ve fainted or panicked every time, and I won’t do it again

Section 5: Current Situation & Goals

Almost done! These last few help us see if you qualify to get your energy back, and the right starting point for you.

Q19 When it comes to your energy and weight, which sounds most like you right now? *

It’s my age, this is what getting older feels like

My labs are normal, so maybe it’s in my head

I’ve tried so much, I don’t think anything can work

I know something is wrong and it is costing me my energy, my marriage, and my job

Q20 What are you planning to try next for your energy and weight? *

Another doctor, another dose change

A weight-loss shot, and nothing else

Another round of supplements from Instagram

Wait and see if it passes

Find out what’s actually behind this, even if it means a complete 180

Q21 What kind of support are you set up for right now? *

I’ll only get help if insurance covers it

I’d prefer insurance, but I’m open to self-pay if it’s the right fit

Willing to invest privately for help that actually works

I’ve already invested a lot, and I’d invest again if I knew it would work

Q22 Women often tell us, “I’ll do anything you tell me, except…” How would you finish that sentence? *

…give up my wine

…change how I eat, I’m not doing another diet

…find time to meal plan, I’m so busy

…eat that much protein

Nothing, I’m ready to do what it takes

Q23 Exhaustion and weight gain after 40 are known to take a toll at home, at work, and on long-term health. Which of these worry you? *

Another year of 3am wake-ups, and another size up

My marriage turning into two people managing a house

My career fading instead of finishing strong

Going down the same road my mom did

My blood sugar or heart health getting worse

Being on more medication every year

None of these

Q24 What are your top reasons for wanting to feel like yourself again? *Select all that apply

Q25 How soon do you want to be waking up rested and feeling like yourself again? *

Now, I’m done being told I’m fine

In the next month or two

Sometime this year

Just looking for now

Final Step: Let’s Get Your Personalized Health Roadmap

Based on your answers, 23 years of clinical nursing, and 15 years in functional medicine, I’ve identified what the standard labs could be missing… and if you qualify for a personalized health road map to get your energy back.

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